Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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