Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Mike tyson

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Doorbell salesman.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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