- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

all these jokes suck ass

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

GONNA

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Lil Wayne

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why did I get raped

What's the deal with airline food?

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

when debbie meets downer

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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