Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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