What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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