- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman's rights

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Give me thumbs up!

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

WNBA

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Strawberries!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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