An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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tea with milk?

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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i dont like chris

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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