What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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