Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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