Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Ms. Smoot's class

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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