How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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This one time at band camp....

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Dick spice

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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