Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

i like tits

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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