A: B: No pun intended.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Woman.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Stop being a centipede

What's cold and icy? Ice

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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