Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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