A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What's 4+7 47

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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