Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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whats long and green? weed

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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