- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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