Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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i like turtals and kids

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

knock knock!! kanye west

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Your mums a penis joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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