- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What is white black and Chinese A panda

If you're reading this, you can read.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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