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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

You are Nerochan right?

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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