Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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thermodynamics?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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