- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Chinese drivers.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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