A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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