What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Who is a knob? ross d

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Knock knock. Come in.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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