- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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