What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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