- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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