Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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