whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Chicken

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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women's rights

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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conrad profit

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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