Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Minecraft.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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