Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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