What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Not Steve Jobs

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Anagram.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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sarah taylor

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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