Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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thermodynamics?

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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