- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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