There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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