Joey mayer's face

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Your social life.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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my friend is gay hes gay

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this is gay

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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