A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Joay impistato is a fig

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

the asian kid gets an F

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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