- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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