yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

black guy graduating high school

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Ken wins!

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Hi? No!!!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What'sucks and white Jackson

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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