Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Society.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

ROSS G IS OBESE

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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