- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

she wasn't 18

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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