- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Knock knock Come In.......

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Six million.

Your mom.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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