Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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