I like hats XD!

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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I have a crush on my dad.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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