- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

Girls Basketball.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Wy did the chicken?

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Will you marry me?

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Woman's Rights

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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