What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

A black guy with his family.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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