A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Women's Rights.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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hi michael

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What is next?

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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