- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

fart+fart=poop

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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