What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Black People.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

a retard lost...

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

space is fun

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A snake walks into a bar

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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