Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

dead battery come on down

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

-When is a door not a door? -Never

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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