What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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anne hatthaway

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Susie has Autism

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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The BCS

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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The Game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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