- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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