five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Women's Sports

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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potatoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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