- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

women outside of the kitchen

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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